“Have you seen the mess the rats left in our TPA (Teachers Planning Area),” my co-teacher asked me as one might ask another if it’s raining yet.
“What,” I retorted in disbelief.
“Rats as big as Easter Bunnies dragged packets of hot chocolate off the table, across the floor, and up next to the fax machine. They left half-eaten packs of instant hot chocolate along with rat pooh in the corner, she said to me. Go look!”
I wasn’t prepared for what I saw. Just like she said there in the corning, next to fax machine were torn open packages and pooh scattered about.
“You got to be kidding; I thought to myself only to see that what she said was true. Those must be big rats, I exclaimed! So what are they doing about it, are they going to exterminate,” I querried after regaining my composure?”
“They gave us a couple of mouse traps,” my co-teacher said rather sheepishly.
“That’s it! They gave you two rattraps and that’s all they did, I uttered in renewed disbelief. Where are you supposed to put them and what do you do with the remains that are caught?” I asked still trying to grasp what I was hearing.
Let me see If I have this straight. We were awarded $100-million dollars from Bill and Melinda Gates, and the answer to cat-size rats is a couple of rattraps that they expect teachers to deal with. How much does it cost to rid a school of rats? Surely, with coffers newly stuffed with cash and lots of it, we can pay a professional exterminator to get rid of the rats.
“Bill… Melinda, got any spare change to help out a brother and sister in the math department that got some mongo size rats in the belfry?”
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